Ground Rules & Usage

1. DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE

No TERFs / SWERFs. No slut-shaming. No victim blaming. No disrespect of womxn, LGBTQIA+ folks, POC, disabled people, fat people, STI+ folks, etc. No MRAs / incels

2. DON’T STEAL MY ARTWORK

All artwork is original and I hold full copyrights unless specifically stated. Using my artwork without explicit permission may result in legal action. If you wish to license my art please contact hello@cauliflowerhour.com For any other questions please refer to FAQs on reposting art

3. THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FOR queer FOLKS

This is first and foremost a resource for womxn. The presence of cis str8 yt men is tolerated. Please listen & learn, don’t center yourself in these conversations. Any homophobic, transphobic, racist, misogynist comments will be removed without notice and users will be blocked. Due to the high volume of mail I receive, womxn will be prioritized.

4. YOUR PRIVACY MATTERS

Due to the delicate nature of certain topics your privacy is a top concern. The information that you share via DM, email, and other is protected and confidential. I will not release your information or share your stories without your permission. Comments submitted via Confessions or Instagram Stories will be shared anonymously unless otherwise arranged.

LANGUAGE

Shrimp Teeth aims to provide accurate and accessible information. I address topics surrounding sexuality, sexual orientation, gender, biological sex, and womanhood. I recognize that these are complex, often controversial, topics and language/theory in these fields are constantly evolving. I do my best to keep up and be inclusive but make mistakes. However, I do not wish to imply that all women are people with vulvas, breasts, vaginas, uteruses (or that this is a criteria for defining womanhood). Nor do I claim to represent the experiences of all women. I realize that people of different gender identities also experience oppression as a result of the patriarchy without having to claim womanhood. I write about my experience, that might not be the same as yours. While reading, please feel free to change pronouns or sex parts to suit your unique experience. Above all, I support your right to feel safe and comfortable as you use this website. Please visit the ever-evolving glossary for more specific terms and usage. If you would like to add certain terms, have comments on how I can improve, or feel that I have made a mistake, please feel free to shoot me an email at hello@shrimpteeth.com

CONTENT WARNINGS

I will include content warnings formatted as: [CW: Sexual Violence] at the beginning of posts that may contain sensitive material or on images that may be triggering.

Please include content warnings when contacting me via email or DM and when posting comments that may include sensitive material. I am only human and would also appreciate the heads up!

 

FAQs

HOW DO I REPOST ARTWORK?

* Only personal accounts may repost my work without first contacting me *

1. DO email hello@cauliflowerhour.com before reposting if you have any questions about usage rights or if you are a company

2. DO repost my artwork with credit in the comment section and tag on the image

3. DO NOT alter any artwork. This includes adjusting colors, cropping, or removing watermark

4. DO NOT print, copy, or distribute my artwork under any circumstance. Failure to adhere to this condition will result in legal action.

5.  COMPANIES absolutely must contact hello@cauliflowerhour.com before reposting my artwork to discuss rate (30 USD for single use) and obtain usage rights. I reserve discretion to waive reposting fees for non-profit organizations. Failure to comply will result in fines or legal action.

HOW DO I HIRE YOU FOR A PROJECT?

I work with companies that are awesome and ethical! If you have a specific project in mind that falls under the umbrella of art, sex education, or womxn’s empowerment please send me an email and I will get back to you soon!

HOW DO I SUPPORT YOUR WORK?

Venmo: cauliflowerhour@gmail.com
PayPal: cauliflowerhour@gmail.com

Commission my work! Inquiries can be sent to hello@cauliflowerhour.com

Shop at cauliflowerhour.com

Patreon Shrimp Teeth for exclusive content

CAN WE TALK?

If you want specific advise, need more information, or want to have further discussion, please book a Peer-Support Session. I am not a licensed therapist but I provide one-on-one education. I do not offer free advice or education. Please be mindful of demanding free emotional labor.

* If you are in crisis or need someone to talk to please call the National Sexual Assault Hotline 1-800-656-4673 for help *

Why can't I yell at you on IG, coward?

As mentioned, I’m a consumer psychologist and focused my thesis on the impact of social media. All of the latest research supports the fact that humans do not have the capacity to handle the pressure put on us by social media, especially for those of us with large accounts. I love interacting with my followers in a deliberate. I do not stand bullying, grandstanding, and cancel culture as entertainment. Social media has a direct link with mental illness, and I take that seriously. This is my job. I have boundaries that guard my work-life balance.

CAN I CORRECT YOUR GRAMMAR?

No. I’m human. I make spelling mistakes all the time. Get over it.

CAN I SEND YOU DICK PICS?

No. Any form of sexual harassment (including unsolicited dick pics) towards me or the users of Shrimp Teeth will be reported and may result in legal action


I DON’T AGREE WITH YOUR OPINIONS!

That’s cool. I don’t claim to speak for everyone. Sexuality is individual & unique. I provide insight and resources based on my background, but that doesn’t mean it’s necessarily right for you. Head over to my references where I list a lot of amazing sex educators who have different takes, identities, experiences than me and see if those work for you!

I’M A PARENT, IS THIS APPROPRIATE FOR MY KIDS?

Shrimp Teeth is written for teens and young adults who are discovering their sexuality. As a parent it can be hard and awkward to know how to talk to your kids about sex. I encourage you to give them ample resources for them to explore the questions they have on their own! I sometimes include tips for parents at the bottom of my articles to help you navigate